We're doing AMAs?!

"Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole" (Dukie) 10/09/2014 at 20:36 • Filed to: AMA

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First, I require an answer to this question: How much did it cost me to check those three bags on Saturday from Honolulu to Guam?

Now you can ask me almost anything. But if you piss me off, I'll beat you with my hammer!

extraspecialbitter > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 10/09/2014 at 20:44

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Will bringing up the bagging fees piss you off, thereby enabling said hammer to beat on me?

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > extraspecialbitter 10/09/2014 at 20:44

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Nope. Work related travel so I didn't pay out of pocket. What's your guess?

extraspecialbitter > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 10/09/2014 at 20:48

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$250?

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > extraspecialbitter 10/09/2014 at 20:52

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Higher.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 10/09/2014 at 20:52

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y dont u use a bigger hammer ya girly girl

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/09/2014 at 20:54

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Because that's all they had at the HI National Guard Building when I took the pic, barrel ass.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 10/09/2014 at 20:54

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wtf were you tryin to do?

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/09/2014 at 20:56

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Kick Donkey Kong's ass. We were doing a site inspection and were playing with stuff. The want for one of those field desks behind me was through the roof.

extraspecialbitter > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 10/09/2014 at 20:56

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... but it's already too much...

$300?

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > extraspecialbitter 10/09/2014 at 20:59

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Higher. The big pelican case weighed in at 100 lbs, green bag was 78lbs.

extraspecialbitter > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 10/09/2014 at 21:13

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$500? Final offer.

Spaceball-Two > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 10/09/2014 at 21:14

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You're favorite WA beer?

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > extraspecialbitter 10/09/2014 at 21:18

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Still too low.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Spaceball-Two 10/09/2014 at 21:20

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I'm spoiled as my neighbors run a large brewing supply store and brew fairly often. However, I'll drink a Mac & Jack's for something light, and Irish Death for something a little heavier.

Spaceball-Two > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 10/09/2014 at 21:22

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Have you ever tried Foggy Noggin? I'm drinking a Men's Room Red right now.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Spaceball-Two 10/09/2014 at 21:23

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I have not, but I will when I return. Also, I'm not fond of Elysian after some really bad service before a Mariner's game this summer.

Spaceball-Two > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 10/09/2014 at 21:26

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It's in Bothell off 228th. Guy runs it out of his garage.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Spaceball-Two 10/09/2014 at 21:30

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Tha Fuq!? Up the hill or over by Zeke's?

Spaceball-Two > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 10/09/2014 at 21:32

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Off 53rd. It's deep in a suburbia.

http://www.foggynogginbrewing.com

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Spaceball-Two 10/09/2014 at 21:36

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OH SHIT! That's down the street from work! I might have to give him a call.